Mike walks into the bar and sees Pat sitting on the finish of the bar with a giant smile on his face.
Mike says, “Pat what are you so blissful about?”
“Effectively Mike i gotta inform ya… Yesterday I used to be out waxing my boat and a redhead got here as much as me melons out to right here, Mike…melons out to right here! She says, ‘Can I’ve a experience in your boat?’ I mentioned, ‘Positive you may have a experience in my boat!’ So I took her means out Mike. I turned off the important thing and mentioned, ‘It’s both make love or swim!’ She couldn’t swim Mike, she couldn’t swim!”
The subsequent day Mike walks into the bar and sees Pat siting on the finish of the bar with a even greater smile on his face.
Mike says, “Effectively what are you so blissful about right this moment Pat?”
“Effectively Mike I gotta inform ya… Yesterday I used to be out waxing my boat, simply waxing my boat and an exquisite blonde got here as much as me…melons out to right here, Mike, melons out to right here! She mentioned, ‘Can I’ve a experience in your boat?’ I informed her, ‘Positive you may have a experience in my boat.’ So I took right here means out Mike. Method out a lot additional that the final one. I turned off the important thing and mentioned, ‘It’s both lovemaking or swim!’ She couldn’t swim Mike, she couldn’t swim!”
A few days go and Mike walks right into a bar to see Pat down there crying over a beer.
Mike says, “Pat what are you so unhappy about?”
“Effectively Mike I gotta inform ya…yesterday I used to be out waxing my boat, simply waxing my boat and probably the most fascinating brunette got here as much as me…melons means out to right here Mike, melons means out to right here. She mentioned, ‘Can I’ve a experience in your boat?’ I mentioned, ‘Positive you may have a experience in my boat.’ So I took her means out Mike, means means out a lot additional than the final two!
I turned off the important thing, checked out her melons and mentioned, ‘It’s both make love or swim!’
She pulled down her pants and…She had a pecker Mike! An important large pecker! And… I can’t swim Mike! I can’t swim!”