My Friend is Dead!

Two hunters are out within the woods when considered one of them collapses. He doesn’t appear to be respiration and his eyes are glazed. The opposite man takes out his cellphone and calls the emergency companies.

He gasps, “My buddy is lifeless! What can I do?”

The operator says, “Settle down, sir, I may help. First, let’s be sure he’s lifeless.”

There’s a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Again on the cellphone, the man says, “Okay, now what?”