I feel, I’m going to lose my drivers license…and all simply due to a silly police officer…
The dialog went like this, once I obtained pulled over in my automotive:
Officer: “License and registration, please, I feel you’re drunk!”
Me: “I guarantee you, I didn’t drink something.”
Officer: “Okay, let’s do some check! Think about driving in the dead of night on a freeway at evening, if you see two lights within the distance. What is that this?”
Me: “A automotive.”
Officer:”In fact! However which one? A Mercedes, an Audi or a Ford?”
Me:”I do not know!”
Officer:”So, you’re drunk.”
Me:”However I didn’t drink something.”
Officer:”Okay, yet another check — Think about, you drive in the dead of night on a freeway at evening, and there’s one mild coming at you.What’s it?
Me:”A bike.”
Officer:”In fact! However which one? A Honda, a Kawasaki or a Harley?”
Me:”I do not know!”
Officer:”As I suspected, you’re drunk!”
Then I began to get aggravated and requested a counter query…..
Me:”So…, counter query — You’re driving in the dead of night on a freeway at evening and see a lady on the roadside.
She wears a mini skirt, fishnet stockings, excessive heeled sneakers and solely a bra as a prime. What is that this?”
Officer:”A prostitute after all.”
Me: “Sure, however which one? Your daughter, your spouse or your mom?”
Issues went downhill from there and now I’ve a court docket date to attend…