Two men take a short cut through the cemetery late at night

One darkish night time, two males are strolling residence after a celebration…


… and resolve to take a shortcut by way of the cemetery.


Proper in the course of the cemetery they’re startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.


Trembling with worry, they discover an previous man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of many headstones.


“Holy cow, dude,” one says after catching his breath. “You scared us half to demise.  We thought you had been a ghost!  What are you doing working right here so late at night time?”


“These fools!” the previous man grumbles.  “They misspelled my title!”