A drunk walked right into a bar crying.
One of many different males within the bar requested him what occurred.
“I did a horrible factor,” sniffed the drunk, “Just some hours in the past I offered my spouse to somebody for a bottle of Southern Consolation.”
“That’s terrible,” mentioned the opposite man, “And now that she is gone you need her again proper?”
“Proper!” mentioned the drunk, nonetheless crying.
“You’re sorry you offered her since you realised, too late, that you simply nonetheless beloved her,proper?”
“Oh, No,” mentioned the drunk. I need her again as a result of I’m thirsty once more!”