Read the funniest Teacher Jokes!
Teacher: ”Why are you talking during my lesson?”
Student: “Why are you teaching during my conversation?”
Teacher: ”You copied from Johnny’s exam paper, didn’t you?”
Student: ”How did you know?”
Teacher: Johnny’s paper says “I don’t know” and you put, “Me neither!”
Teacher: ”You know you can’t sleep in my class!”
Student: ”Maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could…”
Teacher: “Name two pronouns.”
Student: “Who, me?”
Teacher: ”Answer my question at once. What is 9 plus 4?”
Student: ”At once!”
My teacher is cross-eyed.
He can’t control his pupils.
Teacher: “I want you to give me the longest sentence you can think of.”
Student: “Life imprisonment.”
Teacher: ”Who invented fractions?”
Student: ”Henry the 1/4th.”
Student: “Can you give me two reasons for entering the teaching profession?”
Teacher: “July and August.”
Teacher: ”Count from 1 to 10.”
Student: ”1,2,3,4,5,7,8,9,10.”
Teacher: ”Where is six? You didn’t count it.”
Student: ”Today in the morning news, i heard that 6 died in a road accident.”
Teacher: ”I hope I didn’t see you looking at Peter’s exam?”
Student: ”I hope you didn’t either.”
Student: ”Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn’t do?”
Teacher: ”Of course not!”
Student: ”Good, because I didn’t do my homework!”
Teacher: ”You missed school yesterday, didn’t you?”
Student: ”Not really…”
Teacher: ”Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?”
Student: ”Because there were so many knights.”
Teacher: ”What can you tell me about angle c?”
Student: ”Hmmm, it’s acute?”
Student: ”I don’t think I deserved zero on this test!”
Teacher: ”I agree, but that’s the lowest mark I could give you.”
Teacher: ”Didn’t I tell you to stand at the end of the line?”
Student: ”I tried but there was someone standing already there!”
Teacher: ”Why are you doing your sums on the floor?”
Student: “Beacause you told us to do them without using tables.”
Teacher: ”If I had five oranges in one hand and six apples in the other, what would I have?”
Student: ”Big hands!”
Teacher: “If your Dad earned $2.000 a week and gave your Mom half, what would he have?”
Student: “A heart attack.”
Teacher: ”Why did you failed your exam?”
Student: ”Because you failed to educate me!”