Teacher Jokes

Read the funniest Teacher Jokes!

Teacher: ”Why are you talking during my lesson?”

Student: “Why are you teaching during my conversation?”

teacher jokes for kids

Teacher: ”You copied from Johnny’s exam paper, didn’t you?”
Student: ”How did you know?”
Teacher: Johnny’s paper says “I don’t know” and you put, “Me neither!”

teacher student jokes

Teacher: ”You know you can’t sleep in my class!”
Student: ”Maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could…”

Teacher: “Name two pronouns.”
Student: “Who, me?”

Teacher: ”Answer my question at once. What is 9 plus 4?”
Student: ”At once!”

My teacher is cross-eyed.

He can’t control his pupils.

Teacher: “I want you to give me the longest sentence you can think of.”

Student: “Life imprisonment.”

Teacher: ”Who invented fractions?”
Student: ”Henry the 1/4th.”

Student: “Can you give me two reasons for entering the teaching profession?”

Teacher: “July and August.”

Teacher:  ”Count from 1 to 10.”

Student: ”1,2,3,4,5,7,8,9,10.”

Teacher: ”Where is six? You didn’t count it.”

Student: ”Today in the morning news, i heard that 6 died in a road accident.”

Teacher: ”I hope I didn’t see you looking at Peter’s exam?”
Student: ”I hope you didn’t either.”

english teacher jokes

Student: ”Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn’t do?”
Teacher: ”Of course not!”
Student: ”Good, because I didn’t do my homework!”

Teacher: ”You missed school yesterday, didn’t you?”
Student: ”Not really…”

teacher joke

Teacher: ”Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?”
Student: ”Because there were so many knights.”

Teacher: ”What can you tell me about angle c?”
Student: ”Hmmm, it’s acute?”

math teacher jokes

Student: ”I don’t think I deserved zero on this test!”
Teacher: ”I agree, but that’s the lowest mark I could give you.”

Teacher: ”Didn’t I tell you to stand at the end of the line?”
Student: ”I tried but there was someone standing already there!”

Teacher: ”Why are you doing your sums on the floor?”

Student: “Beacause you told us to do them without using tables.”

Teacher: ”If I had five oranges in one hand and six apples in the other, what would I have?”
Student: ”Big hands!” 

Teacher: “If your Dad earned $2.000 a week and gave your Mom half, what would he have?”

Student:  “A heart attack.”

Teacher: ”Why did you failed your exam?”

Student: ”Because you failed to educate me!”